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HALLOWEEN TRICKS AND FUN!

Halloween One Liners
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How can u tell if a vampire has a cold?
By his 'coffin'!


How can you tell if the Boogy Man is in your house?
All your tissues are gone!


Why can't mummies go on vacation?
Because they're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

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Halloween One Liners
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap!


IRS Halloween-

The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this
plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for
Halloween. The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent."

Then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't
say Thank You.


ON HALLOWEEN
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The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?"

The black cats yowl
And red ghosts howl,

"Scary Halloween to you!"

-Nina Willis Walte~

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped,
turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour
long wait, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What
was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the
engine," he explained. "It took us awhile to find a
new pilot."

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