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 The Love Quiz
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 1. What three household items are your idea for a romantic
 evening?
                                                                        
 a)A roll of duct tape, a can of beans and some pliers.
 b) A wig, an umbrella and some jumper cables.
 c) A snow globe, a water gun and some piano wire
 
                                                                        
 
 2. When you're whispering in your loved one's ear, how might
 they respond?
                                                                        
 a) "How dare you talk about my momma!"
 b) "Can you move? I can't see the televsion."
 c) "Yes I paid the light bill."
 
                                                           
 3. Which Stooge best describes how you and your partner fool
 around?
                                                                        
 a) Curly - active and full of energy
 b) Moe - abusive and mean
 c) Larry - you know..
 
                                                                       
 4.Which of the following  is your idea of a romantic meal?
                                                                        
 a) Double Quarter Pounder with cheese Meal from McDonalds.
 b) The Big Beef Burrito Supreme Meal from Taco Bell
 c)An order of Buffalo Wings from Domino's pizza
                                                                        
 
 5. What is your favorite part of your lover's body?
                                                                        
 a) The part they can put behind their head.
 b) The part they put in your ear.
 c) The part that can fix your dinner
                                                                        
 
 Answers
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 1)  a=5   b=10     c= 0                                                                                    
 2)  a=10     b=5       c=0
 
 3)  a=10        b=0         c=5
 
 4)  a=5        b=0         c=10
 
 5)  a=5        b=10         c=0
 
                                                           
 What's it all mean?
 
50-41: A Rose
 A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and you, my friend,
 have dived head first in a vat of the old "Love Potion Number Nine."
 
  40-31: A Sunflower
 Your techniques are dead on target but a little refresher course from
 Mr. Feelgood might raise your HMO, if you know what I mean. (Actually
 I don't know what I mean.)
 
30-21: A Daffodil
 Things will heat up when the pressure's on but they can disappear
 quickly with a quick gust of the wind. Kiss your lover before they kiss
 you goodbye.
 
20-11: A Tulip
 Chances are your significant other thinks you're boring, dull and
 unattractive. Now here's the bad news...
 
 10-0: Crabgrass
 Your significant other thinks you're clinically dead.  
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